really, incredibly dumb, "world's worst"-style humor is more
your style. You're just in luck! Here are some stories that
are guaranteed to make you laugh... or at least stare blankly
at the screen in confusion... Keep in mind that most of these
stories have numerous references to things that were said on
the list at the time.
Mountain Council Meeting," by David Turgeon (Turge)
Beast Man chews on Jolly Ranchers, He-Man forwards annoying
e-mails to Skeletor, and Jitsu confronts his low self-esteem
Good Cheese Goes Bad XVII," by TJ Foss (Sea Hawk).
Sea Hawk babbles incoherently, people Riverdance, and Skeletor
unleashes Cheesor. You'll want to kill yourself before it's
over with. :^)
A certain person on the list argued with no point whatsoever
that Grayskull was spelled, "Greyskull." The whole point of
this bastard sequel of Devil Spork II is to basically mock