"The
Adventures of Wuzzly the Friendly Bear vs. The Demonic Robot
Knights From Hell"
By Matt (He-Ro)
One
might ask what the HELL this has to do with He-Man. To tell
you the honest truth, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR QUESTION! BWA
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! And wash out that filthy mouth, before
your mother hears you.
"Now,
as our story begins we find Wuzzly the Friendly Bear in the
Giant Happy Woods of Eternia. It is a cold winter. Wuzzly
was doing his normal bear things that bears seem to like to
do. Suddenly, a dimensional portal appeared and legions of
Demonic Robot Knights From Hell appeared, looking decidely
UNfriendly.
Wuzzly:
Gee golly, what are you guys doing?
Demonic
Robot Knight From Hell #87: We've come to burn down Giant
Happy Woods!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
...three
minutes later...
HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha. Heh heh heh ha HA HA
HA HA HA. Ahhhhhh. Ha ha. Heh. Wow, that was pretty funny.
*ahem*
Wuzzly:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo, you can't burn down
Giant Happy Woods! That would be really mean!
Demonic
Robot Knight From Hell #87: Oh, you're right... wait, let
me reconsider... Okay I just realized I don't care, burn it
down guys
*The
legion of Demonic Robot Knights From Hell burn down Giant
Happy Woods*
Wuzzly
the Friendly Bear: AAAAAAARGH my fur is on fire! Help me!
HELLLLlllp meeee...
*Wuzzly
runs around on fire, much to the amusement of all the Demonic
Robotic Knights From Hell*
Demonic
Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!
Wuzzly:
My flesh is bubbling up underneath my fur! I'm being burned
alive!
Demonic
Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!
Wuzzly:
I can't see! My eyes have been burned irrevocably!
Demonic
Robot Knights From Hell: HA HA HA HA HA!
Wuzzly:
The heat! THE HEAT! DEAR GOD THE HEAT! KILL ME NOW!!!
