was in kindergarten I was a He-Man lover. It must have been
about 1985 or so. We (my kindergarten class) were on recess.
I was outside playing He-Man with my friend Wes. I of course
was "He-Man" because my name is Adam, he was "Man-at-Arms."
This girl (I forget her name, it was 15 years ago and I was
five, gimme some credit!) came up to us and said that she
wanted to be "She-Ra." I, being "He-Man",
and not wanting to play with girls, told "Man-At-Arms"
to go beat her up so she wouldn't play with us. I didn't expect
it to go as far as it did, but ... it did. "Man-At-Arms"
ran up to "She-Ra" and pushed her into a chain-linked
fence. She cut her lip open and started crying. When the teacher
ran over to help her and find out what happened, "Man-At-Arms"
took off, leaving me alone with "She-Ra." I, being
the noble "He-Man," explained that I ordered "Man-At-Arms"
to fight her. The teacher, having no Idea what I was talking
about, sent me to the principals office, and my mom had to
come in to get me. I was suspended from school in kindergarten
because of He-Man, but it was worth it!!!